Your Friendly Neighbourhood Multimedia Conglomerate Faceless Business Organisation.
Dizzy Lizard is a multimedia conglomerate organisation, with a passion for world domination. Derived from a derogatory phrase meaning ‘shit-munching rat-racer’, the term ‘dizzy lizard’ has since been reclaimed, now referring to the resilient, hard-working one percenters within our population. The absolute best of the best.
We understand that fans of Dizzy Lizard deep within the pipeline may be aware of some of the controversies surrounding the company in recent months. We at Dizzy Lizard cannot stress enough how all these rumours are exactly that. Rumours. The conspiracy theorists saying that we, as a company, are named on some sort of list, have been debunked numerous times, and any further such insinuation will be met with lawsuit.
We are an entertainment company, looking out for you, the consumer. We aim to please in every way that we can, and are excitedly looking forward to the release of our new Battle Pass! feature, as described in our last weekly e-mail update.
Please, embrace everything that Dizzy Lizard has to offer, although we can’t take credit for such global successes as ‘Cats’ (2019) or ‘Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2’ (2004), we have a beautiful selection of entertainment things to get you started.
Also, we canonically hate Marvel. They took something beautiful and made it about cash grabs and box office numbers. We don’t do that. No one should do that. Fuck Marvel.